🤣
Too close to home! This played out for me once at work...
- The <leader> asked why we hadn't done what a competitor did.
- I detailed what we would have to do differently. And of course, mentioned how we consciously decided/agreed NOT to do this thing years before.
- He didn't like the explanation. Just said: "we are smarter than them and should be able to figure it out."
- I (wish I had) said: "apparently, we aren't."
😂🤷🏻♂️
This will get a huge laugh in work tomorrow 🤣
Really? It would get me a cardboard box with all my stuff in it.
4. We don't innovate anymore
5. We don't listen to whistleblowers
6. We prefer expertise over common sense
7. We fire our most faithful, hardest workers when we have a bad quarter.
8. DEI.
9. We trust robots for our hiring process.
10. We primarily hire from Silicon Valley or Austin, TX.
11. We change fads like a sorority girl changes boys.
12. We don't actually care about social justice.... at least not while it doesn't put us in the spotlight.
13. Peter's Principle
14. We believe Epstein killed himself.
"I don't think you understand that word... "
🤣
Too close to home! This played out for me once at work...
- The <leader> asked why we hadn't done what a competitor did.
- I detailed what we would have to do differently. And of course, mentioned how we consciously decided/agreed NOT to do this thing years before.
- He didn't like the explanation. Just said: "we are smarter than them and should be able to figure it out."
- I (wish I had) said: "apparently, we aren't."
😂🤷🏻♂️
This will get a huge laugh in work tomorrow 🤣
Really? It would get me a cardboard box with all my stuff in it.
4. We don't innovate anymore
5. We don't listen to whistleblowers
6. We prefer expertise over common sense
7. We fire our most faithful, hardest workers when we have a bad quarter.
8. DEI.
9. We trust robots for our hiring process.
10. We primarily hire from Silicon Valley or Austin, TX.
11. We change fads like a sorority girl changes boys.
12. We don't actually care about social justice.... at least not while it doesn't put us in the spotlight.
13. Peter's Principle
14. We believe Epstein killed himself.
"I don't think you understand that word... "