Those are the only kind of release notes that I believe:
* Unf*ck-d the date logic of the cert expiry checker thingy.
* JavaScript faeries made the document contract suck less. Not a lot, but less some.
* Put more zoom in the squirrel cage magnets. We hope. Please send more nuts. The screw material is still suboptimal.
* Dialed the fan speed down so the rack doesn’t sound like a Boeing Starliner coming apart at altitude. The two DCO deafened last week should get workman’s comp. Or full medical discharge.
Those are the only kind of release notes that I believe:
* Unf*ck-d the date logic of the cert expiry checker thingy.
* JavaScript faeries made the document contract suck less. Not a lot, but less some.
* Put more zoom in the squirrel cage magnets. We hope. Please send more nuts. The screw material is still suboptimal.
* Dialed the fan speed down so the rack doesn’t sound like a Boeing Starliner coming apart at altitude. The two DCO deafened last week should get workman’s comp. Or full medical discharge.
The eternal conundrum of making the boring, but useful, interesting! 🤣
All of those app updates from the play store and App Store 🥴
😂😂😂
When devs take "writing" to a whole new level!
😂 I felt this one
Sprinkled with fairy dust, what a leap!😂