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Dave Reed's avatar

Those are the only kind of release notes that I believe:

* Unf*ck-d the date logic of the cert expiry checker thingy.

* JavaScript faeries made the document contract suck less. Not a lot, but less some.

* Put more zoom in the squirrel cage magnets. We hope. Please send more nuts. The screw material is still suboptimal.

* Dialed the fan speed down so the rack doesn’t sound like a Boeing Starliner coming apart at altitude. The two DCO deafened last week should get workman’s comp. Or full medical discharge.

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Dave Ferguson's avatar

The eternal conundrum of making the boring, but useful, interesting! 🤣

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Jabran Shakil's avatar

All of those app updates from the play store and App Store 🥴

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HGK's avatar

😂😂😂

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Am AB's avatar

When devs take "writing" to a whole new level!

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Aken Roberts's avatar

😂 I felt this one

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Awath Abdat's avatar

Sprinkled with fairy dust, what a leap!😂

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