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Clumber's avatar

Hey. Stop spying on me.

I've actually said that in such hell meetings. Those who followed after me often agreed. "Team-building" indoctrinations are exponentially worse. Those 🤬 "You're all in a plane crash. Here *list handed out* is all you've salvaged from the wreckage. How will you all survive and get rescued?" are the worst. "Identify the morons in the group, give them a complex useless harmless task together, then the non-morons work together without dumb suggestions wasting our daylight" never seems to make the workday speed along, though.

As I *might have* mentioned previously, I absolutely abhor meetings. Just as strongly rn despite being several years into a health condition -forced retirement.

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Han O'Neam's avatar

The fact that the 3rd person continues without anyone showing the slightest empathy makes me wonder... and says much more about these people than these "fun facts"...

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Fiona's avatar

Not all facts are fun.

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Amanda's avatar

Spot on, Bob!

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Gabriele's avatar

This is three times me actually.

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Ammon Miranda's avatar

If you're not ready to go down the curly slide yet (fun fact), dont get in line (that job) with those who are.

Practice on your own, prepare, and when ready, get in line.

That's what everyone else in line already did.

If you're still in line anyway, just say, "I just farted" and move to the back of the line 'cause everyone in line already did [fart].

Haha!

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Dave Reed's avatar

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. 😈

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